Elves are not real, elves are not real, elves are not real...

At least that's what I tell myself when I'm fired from my job at Bloomington’s department store in Manhattan after I accidentally make a sexy Christmas display a little too NSFW and conjure up two of Santa's elves.

Two of Santa's blisteringly hot elves

I have to change my 'elves are not real' mantra to Elves are not sexy when they whisk me away to the North Pole and introduce me to their equally hot elf friends.

Four of them, each as sexy as the last and nothing elf-like about them at all except their deliciously pointy ears and their disturbingly overwhelming love of Christmas...second only to their love of me playing with their Christmas balls.

Join Holly and her elves in this fun and frolicking sexy Christmas story

Christmas just got hot!