When I lose a game of strip poker, I expect the fun to end at the table. But for the three bear shifters that are my formidable opponents, it’s just the beginning.

I didn’t come to The Real Werewives to find a forever mate. I’m hiding from hitmen who think I stole their money. The last thing I can do is star in my own episode.

These offensive linemen have decided I’m their mate, and the only way I can stay with the show is to go on a date with each of them. They’ve laid their cards on the table. They want me.

Troy—the dapper one.

Corey—the downhome one.

Steele—the dangerous one.

I’m faced with an impossible choice. Choose one of them or keep running.

What will happen when they find out who I really am? These bears protect their quarterback every week, but will they protect me when my dangerous past catches up to me in Alaska?

This is the wildest game I’ve ever played, and I’m all out of second chances. Good thing my three bears play to win.