Danger is my middle name. Just kidding—it’s Bergljot. Sigrdrifa Bergljot Jones. But don’t call me that—I go by Val. My dad is Thor and my dear mother was human … which makes me a demi, or half-goddess and half-human. Of course, I got the shaft on the half-goddess part. I’ve got no powers and work in the human world—Home Depot, to be exact. But, I’m needed back in the godly realms—to break into a supernatural prison to save my best friend. I never thought I’d put ‘get arrested’ on my to-do list … but some dickhead gods need to be dealt with. And how do you deal with dickhead gods? By stealing Thor’s hammer and magical goats, making a special Visine drink, and getting the God of Shit on your side … as well as a demi, a concussed guard, and an amazing human. These dickhead gods won’t know what hit them. Everyone can just stop—it’s HAMMER TIME! WARNING: This is a reverse harem romantic prison comedy intended for ages 18+. If you are easily offended by the mockery of ancient deities or potty humor, get off the pot—this one’s not for you.