Amazon Book Description

Have you ever had a dream where it felt so real, that it leaves you questioning reality when you wake up? Yeah, well…welcome to my world. After almost dying like a noob in my last boss fight and having serious heart to hearts with NPC’s, the wires between reality and fantasy are starting to blur. I mean seriously, who in their right mind begins to develop real feelings for video game characters? As if that isn’t enough, the game decides to throw in a tyrannical king, relentless assassins, a looming war, and the remnants of a long lost bloodline. Life is definitely not as simple as it was when all I had to worry about was my pet cactus, two trusty butt plugs, and how to spend my massive inheritance. But then again… It’s just a game, right? **Author’s note: This book contains adult themes. Including, but not limited to: swear words, detailed and explicit sexual situations, violence, gore, and BM (Bad Manners) galore. This book is not for those who are offended easily. There is also a lot of informal word usage...I am not an English major and our FMC doesn’t care much for formal language, so you’ll just have to deal. Seriously, if you don’t like the heavy duty call outs and plenty of colourful bad words, or violent and gruesome descriptions, put this book down now. It is not for you.**